Donald Trump’s a Dick

Can someone please tell Donald Trump to just shut up already.  Just shut up.  No one cares.  You need to stop talking and start sitting in your penthouse, quietly, staying out of the public eye and staying out of other people’s business.

Let’s review his unnecessary comments and feuds:

1.  Trump vs Obama
– Trump publicly offered President Barak Obama a $5,000,000 check for his college and passport records.  Enough of this birther shit already!  Respect your president, even if you don’t agree with his ideals.  If you don’t like it, run for president yourself.  In fact, please do.  I’d love to see that debacle.

2. Trump vs The Today Show
– Apparently the cocky billionaire knows more about getting ratings than anyone else in the field of television.  Hey, NBC, give him a call! I’m sure he’ll be able to turn the Today Show around into the kind of morning show your fans will love!

3. Trump vs Kristen Stewart
– Not only does our dear Donald have political and business opinions, but also, he’s also an expert in the area of love.  Maybe we should ask his ex-wives.  The Trumpster recently said, “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart,” he wrote. “She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”  Listen, I might agree, I might not agree, but in reality, it’s none of his business to get involved in the romantic relationship of people he knows little of.  If he were that concerned for R-Patz he’d contact him privately instead of looking for publicity by publicly commenting on the vampire couple.

4.  Trump vs Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy
– America’s Sweetheart?  Really?  She’s your next victim?  He tweeted: Re: Taylor and Conor–great news for Taylor!” Not sure what his beef with an 18-year-old Kennedy is, but maybe he should pick on somebody his own size?

5. Trump vs O’Donnell
– I just don’t know at this point.


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